What are people prying open with these? Maybe a beer. That's a practical usage that I can get behind. (always drink responsibly. I do not condone drowning your sorrows in alcohol. For that reason I will not sell these items to the state of Wisconsin. Seriously, Y'all have a problem. The substance abuse hotline is (888) 966-8152)
I'll entertain changing the name of this collection to bottle openers.
